![]() (laughter) You'll recognize it when I do it here this evening. Wha-What? (laughter) How am I going to do my show in China? All I know is, if I do do my show in China, there's a big chunk of my act I'm going to have to leave out. Now they're talking about taking me to China. We've been doing shows in South Africa, Australia, three tours of Europe and the U.K. ![]() But we've also been taking my show around the world. (cheering) And, you know, we- I've been doing this show all over the country, just having a blast here, there and everywhere. (cheering continues) Ladi and gentlemen, it's absolutely great to be here in lovely Richmond, Virginia. ![]() (alarm blaring) (gasps) ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Jeff Dunham! (cheering and applause) Thank you. And whatever you do, don't touch the red button. Just be careful parking it or I keel you. Is that a hybrid? It's the AchmedMobile, you idiot. I'll go park his car, since there's no law against drunk parking. (engine revving) (evil laughter) Achmed's here. (engine revving) (evil laughter) (cackling) Huh? (growls) (bleating) Ah. I'm telling you, the fame went to his skull. Which eye? Where could he be? He went from dead terrorist to Hollywood diva. Maybe he drowned trying to visit Bin Laden's grave. HAM: I can't believe the show starts in half an hour and Achmed's late.
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